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Retro Visor Sunglasses

Vegas baby! Where a beggar can make billions and a rich man can lose his family name on a single roulette ball all in one night. But the only thing we care about here is Mah Jong, the game of our people, and in order to play with the best, you have to look the part. Enter these visor sunglasses. On top of blocking those bitchass ultra violet lights, these visor clad sunglasses can help you go from throwing dominos in the back alley, to playing high roller Mah Jong with the world’s top dogs, aka Steve “Dolla Bills” Buscemi and Clay “Can’t play” Thompson. Don’t let them see your bluff, and put on some visor sunglasses. Ok if I’m being honest, I do not know any of the rules of Mah Jong or even if it involves dominoes. But if there’s one thing I would bet my inheritance on is that you will look much better at the final table with visor shades than some dweeb ass sunglasses you picked up from the glove box of your dad’s ‘04 Ford Super Duty.

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Keep sunshine off your mind with these 80's visor sunglasses

When you’re floating on a boat, in the middle of a lake, with the sun at your back, you shouldn’t have to think about those pesky UV rays. Wearing a pair of vintage visor sunglasses makes the sun the absolute last thing on your mind. Wearing these polarized sun visor sunglasses will keep the rays off your forehead and allow you to rock the boat as much as you please. So forget the sun, and wear a pair of visor sunglasses.

Life's too short to wear ugly sunglasses, give these visor sunglasses a try

You may look at these visor sunglasses and think, “Can I pull those bad boys off?” Well I’m here to tell you to shoot your shot because yes you can. Sun visors are not reserved for grandmas doing water aerobics at the community pool, they are made to rock a retro flare during any occasion. Perfect for driving your cousin to soccer practice, grabbing a couple brewskis at the rooftop bar, dinner with your girlfriends parents, and everything in between.

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