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Pool Floats

A man used to be able to impress a woman simply with his dashing good looks, charming wit, or a trust fund. But in today's Instagram-obsessed-Snap-story world, a man is judged not by the content of his character but by the size of his pool float. The demand for big swan pool floats for the sole purpose of Insta content is higher than the inflation rate on the Zimbabwe dollar (look it up). We don’t like this world, but we live in it. So here you go. The biggest pool floats known to man.

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