I shouldn't have to explain to you the necessity behind buying these slick and smooth face goliaths of glacier goggles that are the Pit Viper Exciters, but because my mom full-on laughed at me for wearing these, allow me to defend my honor.
In a time when social standing is entirely determined by online clout and how boosted you are, the man or woman who sets the trends gets the keys to the castle. Whether you summited a 14,000 foot mountain last weekend or you walked 15 feet from your house to take a picture next to a tree. The other millennials are going to want to see those sweet pics pop up on their feed, and you're gonna need these bad ass Pit Viper Mirrored Sunglasses to sell it.
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But Bryan is.
This man has been looking for love in all the wrong places, but today's a special day, because you've found love in a hopeless place.
Feel free to profess your love in an email to him at email@example.com, or if you're feeling especially cavalier, then go DM slidin' straight into his inbox @brpandorf.